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  • WINTER IS HERE

    THESE SCENTS ARE THE JARRED AND BOTTLED ESSENCES OF WINTER, OF ANCIENT FORESTS, LONG NIGHTS, AND MAGIC FALLING FROM THE SKIES

  • ANOINT YOURSELF WITH THE BEARD POTION OF GIANTS (AND WIZARDS)

    FROSTWOOD IS MADE FOR BY BARBERS TO CONJURE DEEP WINTER WOODS AND THE MYSTERIES OF THE NORTHERN WILDS, AND PROTECT YOUR BEARD FROM THE SAME THING

  • THE STORIES OF THE REALM

    THE STORIES OF OUR GOODS ARE TOLD IN SCENTS, WORDS, AND IMAGES. OF RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING CLIENTS, IN NATURE, IN FANTASY COSTUMES, OFTEN WITH SWORDS

  • DON'T MISS THE LAST OF THESE TREASURES

    FINAL SALE ON STAINED GLASS, SCARVES, SOAPS, PLANTERS AND BATH BOMBS

BE RICH IN THE REALM WITH 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER

If your inbox is a dull place of the corporeal world, rest assured our occasional newsletters are made of stronger stuff. A click will transport you to a Realm of fantasy and the handcrafted potions made to change your world and carry you away.

  • KRINGLE NACHT MAKES DECEMBER DELICIOUS

    BITTERSWEET CHOCOLATE, MADAGASCAR BOURBON VANILLA AND PEPPERMINT MAKE THIS A FLAVOR FIT FOR THE MAN IN THE RED SUIT HIMSELF

  • MADE BY OUR HANDS, FROM SCRATCH, FROM ANCIENT LORE

    CANDLES, BEARD, SHAVE, SCRUBS, BODY & LIP BUTTERS, CRAFTED FROM THE NATURE AND SEASONS OF THE MIDDLE WEST, AND SET IN A REALM OF FANTASY

  • THE BONUS LOOT IN YOUR ORDER

    TREASURE MAP STICKERS AND TRADING CARDS TO COLLECT & TRADE FOR MORE LOOT, PLUS FOR ORDERS OVER $100, YOU WILL FIND SECRET APOTHECARY SAMPLES OR A FULL SIZED LIP BUTTER TUCKED INSIDE!

  • DESIGNED BY BEARDSGAARD, MADE FOR YOU

    FROM FANTASY PHOTO SHOOTS TO MAPS TO ILLUSTRATIONS, THE REALM IS MADE OF BEAUTIFUL IMAGES. FIND THEM HERE ON MORE ON CLOTHING, ACCESSORIES AND HOME GOODS THAN WE COULD EVER KEEP IN HOUSE

  • MAGIC ITEMS FROM DISTANT SHORES

    BOOKS, JOURNALS, WAX SEALING STAMPS, AND SHINY (LICENSED FANDOM) MAGIC TRINKETS GALORE. MEET OUR FAVORITE MAKERS

SHOP BY COLLECTION

Choose a story from the shelf of the Beardsgaard library, tuck it into your bag of holding, bring it back to your cottage, and conjure a fantasy.

That’s the experience we hope you have when you add an item to your cart here on our website, or pick it up in person at Beardsgaard Barbers in Batavia, Illinois, where we make our fantasy grooming and lifestyle goods.

Scroll on to browse the library of tales by season, scent, or by kingdoms and their inhabitants (like elves, dwarves and fire elementals!). 

If you’re a deep canon nerd like us, you can collect Realm trading cards (and trade them in for a free T-shirt!), collect treasure map piece stickers to create the whole map of Beardsgaard, read the mythological stories set in the the world, watch in-Realm Dungeons & Dragons games on Twitch, or dive into the entire World Anvil archives.

ABOUT US
  • THE NERDS BEHIND THE CURTAIN

    WE’RE NATALIE AND TYLER, A MARRIED PAIR OF BARBERS, WHO LIVE OUR LIVES AS FANTASY CHARACTERS, MAKING MAGIC TOGETHER AT WORK EVERY DAY OVER THE LAST EIGHT YEARS. SOMEHOW WE’RE STILL NOT SICK OF EACH OTHER.

  • EXPLORE OUR GOODS IRL AT BEARDSGAARD BARBERS

    THE LITTLE BARBERSHOP DOWN BY THE RIVER THAT STARTED IT ALL

  • THE LEGENDS OF THE REALM OF BEARDSGAARD

    EVERYTHING HAS AN ORIGIN STORY, ESPECIALLY IN A FANTASY APOTHECARY. EXPLORE THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF HISTORY, STORIES FROM THE REALM'S MYTHOLOGY, AND INTERACTIVE MAPS GALORE. DIVE IN, NERDS.

  • THE REALM COME TO LIFE

    FROM IN-REALM DUNGEONS & DRAGONS GAMES ON YOUTUBE TO A WORLD ANVIL WITH LORE DATING BACK THOUSANDS OF YEARS, EXPLORE THE DEEP REALM

The Faces of Beardsgaard Photo Shoots