Your cart

Explore the realm and be rewarded. With gold.

Map of the Realm

Your Guide →

Original packaging spring oils $6 off with secret code at checkout

The Oils of Springtime

Discover the Code →

Made by barber nerds (these ones) just for you

River Peak Originals

Peruse the Goods →

Shoppe news, knowledge, stories and travel of the Gaard

News of the Realm

To the Blog! →

Building beautiful beards and entire universes

The Mythology

Read the Whole Story →

Head Region Collections



In the land of Beardsgaard lie the kingdoms of Manegard, Beardenheim and Shavehalla, the kingdoms bordered by great ranges of misty mountains and rushing rivers. ≈ Where the twain meet rises a great peak, topped by a dark tower. In that tower dwells a mad alchemist, his vast apothecary stocked with the magical potions the residents of Beardsgaard require.
This is River Peak Apothecary. Also, it's this place in Batavia, Illinois that you can visit. This whole world is literally mapped out on the wall on which our products are stocked. ≈ Yes, there be nerds here. And dragons. But mostly we are barbers with exceptionally high standards for the products we offer our clients. We live for sci-fi, fantasy, and making you look good.

River Peak Originals