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  • SPRING INTO THE SEASON

    THESE SCENTS ARE THE JARRED AND BOTTLED ESSENCES OF SPRING, OF WAKING FORESTS, MORNING DEW ON GREEN HERBS, SUN-WARMED BLOOMS, & GARDENS ABUNDANT

  • THE REALM OF BEARDSGAARD BY THE SEASON

    GET OUR LIMITED EDITION FANTASY OF THE MIDDLE WEST 2024 WALL CALENDAR NOW

  • 3 NEW SCENTS AND ALL NEW BOTANICALLY-INFUSED FORMULAS

    THESE BLENDS INCLUDE BOTANICALLY-INFUSED OILS FOR EVEN MORE SKIN BENEFITS, NATURAL SCENTS CHOSEN FOR THEIR LORE-BASED BENEFITS IN SHAVING APPLICATIONS, AND EACH SEASON'S BLEND IS TAILORED TO DIFFERENT SKIN NEEDS.

BE RICH IN THE REALM WITH 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER

If your inbox is a dull place of the corporeal world, rest assured our occasional newsletters are made of stronger stuff. A click will transport you to a Realm of fantasy and the handcrafted potions made to change your world and carry you away.

  • THE CANDLE COLLECTION

    BRING THE LANDS OF THE ELVES, ELEMENTALS AND GIANTS HOME. JUST LIGHT THE CRACKLING WOOD WICK TO CONJURE THE NINE KINGDOMS OF THE REALM

  • THE BEARD COLLECTION

    BARBER-CRAFTED BEARD OILS, BALMS & BUTTER, SCENTED WITH THE SEASONS NATURALLY, MADE FOR THE BEASTLIEST BEARDS IN THE REALM BY THE BARBERS OF BEARDSGAARD

  • THE SHAVE COLLECTION

    BARBER-CRAFTED, BOTANICALLY-INFUSED BLENDS TAILORED TO THE SKIN NEEDS OF EACH SEASON, WITH 100% NATURAL SCENTS CHOSEN FOR THEIR SKINCARE AND SHAVING BENEFITS OF ANCIENT LORE

  • THE BODY COLLECTION

    LUSCIOUS WHIPPED BODY BUTTERS AND BUTTERY BODY SCRUBS WITH SCENTS & FORMULAS CRAFTED TO CARE FOR SKIN IN EVERY SEASON, LEAVING BEHIND NOURISHED, TONED, SATINY SKIN

  • THE LIP COLLECTION

    COLLECTIBLE AS INVENTORY ITEMS IN YOUR FAVORITE FANTASY GAME, OUR DEEPLY NOURISHING LIP BUTTERS WEAR LIKE A SECOND SKIN, AVAILABLE IN A FLAVORS FOR EVERY MONTH OF THE YEAR

  • DESIGNED BY BEARDSGAARD, MADE FOR YOU

    FROM FANTASY PHOTO SHOOTS TO MAPS TO ILLUSTRATIONS, THE REALM IS MADE OF BEAUTIFUL IMAGES. FIND THEM HERE ON MORE ON CLOTHING, ACCESSORIES AND HOME GOODS THAN WE COULD EVER KEEP IN HOUSE

  • BEARDSGAARD FRIENDS + DUNGEONS & DRAGONS

    WHERE OUR APOTHECARY PRODUCTS COME TO LIFE AND EVERYTHING WE DO HERE COMES TOGETHER, ALL IN SMELL-O-VISION, PREMIERING EVERY OTHER WEEK ON THE BEARDSGAARD YOUTUBE CHANNEL

  • BRINGING THE FANTASY TO LIFE

    EACH PRODUCT HAS A FANTASY STORY BEHIND IT, AND THE CLIENTS OF BEARDSGAARD HELP US BRING THEM TO LIFE. EXPLORE THE SEASONS AND THE WILDS WITHIN A FEW HOURS OF BATAVIA

  • EXPLORE OUR GOODS IRL AT BEARDSGAARD BARBERS

    THE LITTLE BARBERSHOP DOWN BY THE RIVER THAT STARTED IT ALL

  • THE STORIES OF THE REALM

    THE STORIES OF OUR GOODS ARE TOLD IN SCENTS, WORDS, AND IMAGES. OF RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING CLIENTS, IN NATURE, IN FANTASY COSTUMES, OFTEN WITH SWORDS

Choose a story from the shelf of the Beardsgaard library, tuck it into your bag of holding, bring it back to your cottage, and conjure a fantasy.

That’s the experience we hope you have when you add an item to your cart here on our website, or pick it up in person at Beardsgaard Barbers in Batavia, Illinois, where we make our fantasy grooming and lifestyle goods.

Peruse our library of tales by season, scent, or by kingdoms and their inhabitants (like elves, dwarves and fire elementals!). 

If you’re a deep canon nerd like us, you can collect Realm trading cards (and trade them in for a free T-shirt!), collect treasure map piece stickers to create the whole map of Beardsgaard, read the mythological stories set in the the world, watch in-Realm Dungeons & Dragons games on the Beardsgaard YouTube channel, or dive into the entire World Anvil archives.

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